Goat Attacks Weiner!

We're not kidding.  Weiner was having another one of his self-important-look-at-me-I'm-Weiner press conferences and he was attacked by a goat--which he brought along to illustrate some point that no one paid attention to*.  The prop comic of congress was actually "speared" by one of the goats "pointy, foot-long horns, hard enough to draw blood."

We wish Weiner a speedy recovery.

*The Weiner point had something to do with getting rid of subsidies, so we probably agree with him on it.  But, lets be honest, we find it impossible to take Weiner seriously.  And this was before the goat attack.